When I get shampoo in my eyes in the shower

whatshouldbetchescallme:

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

(via elenas-saviour)

vh1:

Candidly Nicole starts NOW! + 10PM/9C 

vh1:

Candidly Nicole starts NOW! + 10PM/9C 

vh1:

Walk into the club like… 

vh1:

Walk into the club like… 

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

(via glittergunss)

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

image

(via sassilyah)

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

(via yourneckplusmyteeth)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via sassilyah)

20. I don't know what I'm doing. Currently studying in New York City. Fashion major. Music writer. Movie lover. Disney Princess. Bond girl. Star Trek AND Star Wars. I not so secretly wish I was part of the X-Men. Animaniac. Wanderlustful. Sugar, Spice, Everything nice and some chemical X.


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