Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
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so uh. theres this website that makes you draw a pokemon in 45 seconds. and it’s the most stressful thing ever.
and I uh.
I think I failed.

tsundehime:

so uh. theres this website that makes you draw a pokemon in 45 seconds. and it’s the most stressful thing ever.

and I uh.

I think I failed.

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I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Anonymous said: What I meant was that Sltytherin is a house for purebloods, isn't it? I'm a bit foggy on my Harry Potter lore though so I might be a little out of whack.

Ah right. That is correct. That was the only one that was off cause Slytherin is definitely my speed. 

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Anonymous said: Except for the whole muggle-born/slytherin thing

What would you say instead

Muggleborn; Slytherin; Potions; Draco Malfoy; Draco Malfoy; Dumbledore’s Army; Owl; Wolf; Keeper.

Those all pretty much make sense

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